''The question of what is art is very, very simple. Would the person do it if he wasn'’t being paid? You don''t pickle sharks in your shed for 20 years because you believe in it. So basically it'’s sausages. But not as useful.' - Billy Childish, 2005
Personally I think the above quote should be embossed on a plaque and hung over the exit of the Tate Modern (possibly under a bronze casting of Childish's moustache).
